Thanks to my trusty tracker, I get the results of search terms from engines like google and yahoo that people have used to get to this site. Below are the more interesting ones… and my response to them.

06 Apr, Fri, 07:28:15 Google: i’m fat, bad boyfriend and no job
- Sucks to be you. =/

13 Apr, Fri, 01:37:50 Google: catchy alcohol slogans
- I don’t drink but how about umm… “I love the fuzzy, inebriated feeling of alcohol poisoning my brain!”? No? Not catchy enough?

14 Apr, Sat, 09:47:55 Google: “one Huge boob”
- Jiggly!

17 Apr, Tue, 13:48:24 Google: Good Layout Stealers
- Now do you mean thief of good layouts or “good” thieves” of layouts? I approve of neither!

23 Apr, Mon, 07:30:30 Google: how to get a gun in pokemon
- You have to capture all the Pokemon, including the trade only ones, have each one trained to level 99 then you have to fight every single trainer that exists in the game. Then, you go back to the beginning town you start from, walk into the grass and there’s a 1000 to one chance you’ll catch the secret steel Pokemon, “Shotgun”. You’ll then have access to a secret map that allows you to fight zombies only with this Pokemon for the chance to get unlimited Rare Candies. I tried it myself and I swear it works.

24 Apr, Tue, 13:34:12 Google: where to buy clothing worn by house md
- Ebay sells everything.

29 Apr, Sun, 01:54:20 Google: fat girls getting tickled
- Whatever floats your boat. O_o

01 May, Tue, 05:49:25 Google: how to buy a poison to kill someone
- Dude, not cool. Consider talking out your problems first? =/

01 May, Tue, 08:58:58 Google: tiger balm sex
- Yeouch! That stuff smells so strong and I bet it stings if applied to private parts. But again, whatever rocks your socks. O_o

07 Sep, Fri, 18:19:13 Google: how to remove foetus when pregnant
- Oh dear. The term is “abortion” and err… don’t try this at home?