On the way home from work last Friday, I saw a poster ad for the Van Heusen brand on the side of a bus. The image I saw happens to be the same one that’s on the front page of their website (i.e. the blueish one with the dude on the foreground and the blurry swimsuited woman in the background) that got my thoughts rolling long after the bus had driven past.

Here’s a couple of thoughts that flitted through my brain.

  1. Argh, get away from the pool, man! She looks like she’s going to slink seductively towards you and probably drape herself on you, which would then make your suit and shirt all soggy with chlorinated water. Do you want to have to go get that dry cleaned? I realise I hate seeing people fully dressed next to pools!!
  2. What’s that woman doing there anyway? Not only does that brand not sell woman’s swimwear, but that she’s too blurry to be advertising anything.
  3. Is that what the advertising is trying to tell us? “Wear our clothes and you too can get near to blurry, scantily clad women!” Sexist undertones? The ideal man = wearing suits, ideal woman = wearing swimsuits in pools?
  4. Why is he holding a thin, girly, necklace/bracelet? Is that HER jewelry? WHY IS HE STEALING HER SHIT? Is he actually a petty thief? Is that the only way he could afford these undoubtedly expensive clothes?

And so forth.

Hmm probably shouldn’t make it a habit posting at four in the morning.